This is my absolute favorite Frankenfood.  This is a test.  Before you look, see if you can figure out what this food product is and I’d bet you have eaten one.

• Would you know what the &%$# this product is?  The answer is at the bottom.
• HINT:  This product has a shelf life of 420 days.
• HINT: This product has been in the food recall news lately.
• Features & Benefits:  A fully-enrobed product that allows eating on the go with no mess!
• Instruction:  For food safety and quality, read and follow these COOKING INSTRUCTIONS:

1.  Remove wrapper.
2.  Cook according to instructions below.*
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